Author Archives: kltpzyxm

“What is the truth about vampires?”

Film poster for La Vampire Nue - copyright 196...

Well, I’m not sure you’re going to learn that, exactly — or anything, really — from this trailer for Jean Rollin’s La Vampire Nue/The Nude Vampire (1970). But you may find your mind blown. I have to find the soundtrack pronto and start annoying my whole family!

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And you thought spending the holidays with your in-laws was a drag …

The Go Gos: “I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With a Dalek”

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You ever hear a joke whose punchline is in a language you don’t speak?

Lou Reed, Metallica, Darren Aronofsky: guys, I’m sure it was funny in the green room, but can you share the joke with the rest of us someday?

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Most Recently SansaClipped: Tiny Tim

“Me and the Man on the Moon,” from Tiny Tim: Lost & Found 1963-1974 (Rare & Unreleased Recordings).

“Go on and sing your song/There’s nothing wrong/With singing out of tune”: words to live by indeed.

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Dumber and Dumberer

“Every visit to the cinema leaves me, against all my vigilance, stupider and worse.”

Theodor Adorno, Minima Moralia

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Silent (But Deadly) Night

What you’re missing by not watching late-night tv.

According to the manufacturer’s website, the Better Marriage Blanket “makes a great gift for weddings, anniversaries and birthdays.” I’m surprised that there isn’t a button so that betrothed couples can register for it.

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I’ve got Pabst Blue Ribbon on my mind

Surely the fauxhemians who chug PBR would (ironically) be into this beautifully remastered spot? PBR should be running it in Prime Time!

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Most Recently SansaClipped: Woima Collective

“Puno,” from the Woima Collective‘s 2011 album Tezeta.

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Down with all kings but King Ludd!

From Chumbawamba’s agit-pop a-cappella-punk classic English Rebel Songs 1218-1914; “The Triumph of King Ludd” starts at about 6:50.

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The World Must Be Rebarbarised

Alasdair Roberts, “Ned Ludd’s Rant”

If you find yourself craving more of Mr Roberts’s work, visit him at his website and download yourself a free song while you’re there!

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